….actually there were lots of little girls…and boys….and not just once either, there’s still plenty of the little blighters….sorry , angels. Anyway , there was this little girl called Hannah and Hannah was on the verge of becoming a big girl and it was time for her to leave the ways of little girls behind and get a potty of her very own.
Her Dad, John, a veritable giant of a man, generous, honest, true, does a lot of great work for charity but doesn’t like to talk about it, kind to animals…you get the picture….
What’s that dear Reader ?
Hannah fell off that one. I went back to the potty shop and told the potty shop lady that we’d have to try something better. I bought the most expensive potty that the potty shop lady had and brought it home to Hannah. It was very uncomfortable, especially when Hannah was having a long think….and she fell off
I now gave up on the potty shop lady, (sorry Mildred), and fired up the computer went on to The Google and searched high and low for a potty for Hannah. I bought what can only be described as an eye-wateringly expensive potty online and waited for the potty delivery man to arrive. He arrived on a Tuesday. Hannah and I opened the box and 27 pieces of an eye-wateringly expensive potty fell out, along with a confusing assembly instruction in either First Dynasty Egyptian, or Klingon.
And that, dear Reader, was the day that I designed my very own potty for Hannah. Hannah loved it, her mother loved it and so did my wife…..only joking. Our neighbours loved it and ordered some for their kids. I started making them in blue for boys and called them ‘LuvdBaby’. Even Mildred, the potty shop lady, loved them and she now works for me ! We’ve added other products as Hannah and I have encountered other things that are just not quite right.
We hope you enjoy them and would love to hear your feedback. Love, John, Hannah……..and Mildred….