The Luvd Baby Story.
In the little hills of Monaghan there once was a little girl called Hannah….actually there were lots of little girls…and boys….and not just once either, there’s still plenty of the little blighters….sorry a, angels. Anyway , there was this little girl called Hannah and Hannah was on the verge of becoming a big girl and it was time for her to leave the ways of little girls behind and get a potty of her very own.
Her Dad, John, a veritable giant of a man, generous, honest, true, does a lot of great work for charity but doesn’t like to talk about it, kind to animals…you get the picture….
“What’s that dear Reader ? OK , yes I’m John.”
So, where was I ? Oh, yes, I went in search of a potty for Hannah. I went to the potty shop and bought the one the nice potty shop lady said everyone bought. Hannah fell off that one.
I went back to the potty shop and told the potty shop lady that we’d have to try something better. I bought the most expensive potty that the potty shop lady had and brought it home to Hannah. It was very uncomfortable , especially was having a long think….and she fell off.
I now gave up on the potty shop lady, sorry Mildred, and fired up the computer went on to The Google and searched high and low for a potty for Hannah. I bought what can only be described as an eye-wateringly expensive potty online and waited for the potty delivery man to arrive. He arrived on Tuesday. Hannah and I opened the box and 27 pieces of an eye-wateringly expensive potty fell out , along with a confusing assembly instruction in Urdu. You would need to have been an engineer to assemble it. Which was lucky, because I am an engineer. I put the eye-wateringly expensive potty together. It was a work of art. Hannah fell off.
And that , dear Reader, was the day that I designed my very own potty for Hannah. Hannah loved it, her mother loved it and so did my wife…..only joking. Our neighbours loved it and ordered some for their kids. I started making them in blue for boys and called them ‘LuvdBaby’.
Even Mildred, the potty shop lady, loved them and she now works for me !
We’ve added other products as Hannah and I have encountered other things that are just not quite right. We hope you enjoy them and would love to hear your feedback.
John, Hannah……..and Mildred….